Past players | Current Squad

NicNicola Ofoego
Nickname: Nic
Playing position: somewhere near the front
A comet since: 2005
Abode: sw london
Other hobbies: music (playing, listening), reading ( mostly fiction), sport in general, travel
Claim to fame: peter andre winked at me once
Favourite player: ronaldinho
Team supported: arsenal
Suggestion to improve football: make the goal mouth a bit bigger
Coach's comment: Better than Drogba, though thankfully nowhere near as cocky deceitful or odd looking.
The DutchessRoelien Ruys
Nickname: The Dutchess
Playing position: number 1
A comet since: 2010
Abode: Battersea
Other hobbies: skiing, food, travelling, good wine, film
Claim to fame: The ugly guy from the black eyed peas staged dived at a concert i was at, but his foot landed on my face so to make up for it he thought it would be appropriate to kiss me. Hence, i was kissed by one of the black eyed peas.
Favourite player: Sneider
Team supported: Ajax
Suggestion to improve football: to take it a little less serious
SheilaSasha Fuller
Nickname: Sheila
Playing position: In the back somewhere. Generally speaking
A comet since: 2010
Abode: Brockley
Other hobbies: Sock folding and linen ironing. And scuba.
Claim to fame: I once might have seen one of the actors from the Bill near Trafalgar Square. Probably. It was a bit dark though.
Favourite player: John Mckain
Team supported: Australia. Always.
Suggestion to improve football: More women in positions where the decisions are made. Maybe make the winters less cold.
BambinhoSilvia Molteni
Nickname: Bambinho
Playing position: Left back
A comet since: 2010
Abode: Central
Other hobbies: Basketball, snowboard
Claim to fame: sed to be a child model for Chicco Toys
Favourite player: Fabio Cannavaro
Team supported: Forza Italia!
Suggestion to improve football: Better weather and less mud
SonaldinhoSonal Patel
Nickname: Sonaldinho
Playing position: Striker
A comet since: 2004
Abode: Parsons Green
Other hobbies: drinking alcohol,reading and painting
Claim to fame: Bend It Like Beckham
Favourite player: Steven Gerrard
Team supported: Liverpool FC
Suggestion to improve football: make it compulsory
Coach's comment: Aaaaah Trigger (as in Only Fools and Horses). Famed for scoring lots of goals, having lovely chats with the opposition centre back on the half-way line, flirting with her boss, and forgetting the scoreline.
RattersFiona Ratcliffe
Nickname: Ratters
Playing position: Midfielder
A comet since: 2007
Abode: Clapham
Other hobbies: Eating out, films
Claim to fame: Awarded a prize for a colouring in competition in primary school by Chris Packman from The Really Wild Show
Favourite player: I don't really have one but if forced to name one, probably Paul Scholes
Team supported: Manchester United
Suggestion to improve football: more matches!
Coach's comment: Makes Cristiano look like a slow old clumsy ugly donkey. My tip for player of the season, in her DEBUT season.
DamoclesAshley Knott
Nickname: Damocles
Playing position: Midfield
A comet since: 2007
Abode: London
Other hobbies: Cheerleading
Claim to fame: Once scored from 40 yards out. The voices told her to do it.
Favourite player: Shona
Team supported: the Comets!
Suggestion to improve football: More cheers. Possibly cheerleaders.
Coach's comment: Will not stop running. Ever. Even when I ask her to. Like the f***ing Duracell bunny.
Possibly Fergie, but definitely NOT Furry or Madame Furrypants!Anna Fergusson
Nickname: Possibly Fergie, but definitely NOT Furry or Madame Furrypants!
Playing position: Midfield (come winger and...errmmm...striker?!)
A comet since: 2010
Abode: Clapham
Other hobbies: Hunting men...will have to reassess if/when I source a BF.
Claim to fame: Stripped for Zoo magazine in Oz...classy.
Favourite player: Stevie G
Team supported: Liverpool FC
Suggestion to improve football: How bout linesmen/linespeople(!) every now and then? You know, like the men get each week? Like, the other 'officials' who assist the ref to control the match? That would be nice. Oh and generally raising the profile of women's football would be nice too
JasJasmine Hodges
Nickname: Jas
Playing position: centre mid
A comet since: 2012
Abode: Islington
Other hobbies: hiking,skiing and scrpabooking.BOOM!
Claim to fame: descendent of Edward VIII.
Favourite player: Clint Denpsey
Team supported: Arsenal
Suggestion to improve football: praise women footballers for not being wimps that make a fuss every time they get fouled (unlike men's football)
Sarah Devane
Nickname:
Playing position: right wing
A comet since: 2012
Abode: Worcester Park
Other hobbies: smoking recklessly on the sidelines
Claim to fame: My grandfather always says our family is descended from royalty, but he bullshits a lot.
Favourite player: Gianfranco Zola
Team supported: Chelsea
Suggestion to improve football:
VikingMarella Steinsdottir
Nickname: Viking
Playing position: Goalie
A comet since: 2011
Abode: South Woodford
Other hobbies: Photography and baby making practice
Claim to fame: Met Pele and brought him flowers when he visited my football club in 1991, I got a kiss from him!
Favourite player: Ryan Giggs
Team supported: IA, Man Utd and The Comets
Suggestion to improve football: More female referees and assistants.
Fi / OnaFiona Milway
Nickname: Fi / Ona
Playing position: Centre Back / Right Back
A comet since: 2011
Abode: Limehouse
Other hobbies: Marathons, eating & more recently, booking flights to places I have never been whilst drunk.
Claim to fame: Once met Kevin Davies in a Wetherspoons in Covent Garden and blatantly ignored his 'not as good-looking' friend who tried to talk to me ...who I was later told was Jonathan Greening.
Favourite player: Michael Dawson - A hug from him is on my Bucket List
Team supported: Spurs
Suggestion to improve football: Impose a 'Miss a shot, do a shot' rule
JalalllllllllKrystle Jalalian
Nickname: Jalalllllllll
Playing position: Centre mid
A comet since: 2013
Abode: London
Other hobbies: yoga, running and doing research to make a difference
Claim to fame: Meeting my team Chelsea in my hometown of Seattle, best day ever!
Favourite player: Ronaldinhoooooo
Team supported: Chelsea
Suggestion to improve football: respect women footballers, we got it too!
Coach's comment: .
Hat-trick HumphreyMarie Humphrey
Nickname: Hat-trick Humphrey
Playing position: Striker
A comet since: 2011
Abode: with parentals
Other hobbies: Staying out late and smoking behind the bike sheds
Claim to fame: She's almost finished her GCSEs
Favourite player: Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
Team supported: Millwall (sigh)
Suggestion to improve football: Bigger goals, smaller goalies
Coach's comment: .
Lady of the LochJess Lamond
Nickname: Lady of the Loch
Playing position: Right Wing (though would prefer left)
A comet since: 2011
Abode: London
Other hobbies: Swimming in murky waters
Claim to fame: Managed to play a full season without any shorts
Favourite player: Shona Power. She's inspirational. Just like Jon Parkin
Team supported: Millwall (sigh)
Suggestion to improve football: allow 5 left wings to play that position at once
Coach's comment: Like you'd expect from the illegitimate love child of Whitney and Nicole she has some pretty fancy footwork.
TeethNicole Altland
Nickname: Teeth
Playing position: Utility player
A comet since: 2011
Abode: Where do any of us really live?.depends on the Season. Depends on the episode..
Other hobbies: Just enjoying the simple life
Claim to fame: Managing to keep my football talents out of OK!
Favourite player: Eli Manning
Team supported: NY Giants
Suggestion to improve football: allow full body tackles in the Beautiful Game!
Coach's comment: Apart from being Jess's mum, and being Comets very own proper WAG, she's also a brilliantly tenacious footballer with a perfect smile.
BaldieFiona O'Dell
Nickname: Baldie
Playing position: Occasional goalie/goal post
A comet since: 2010
Abode: Dans le Bush
Other hobbies: Frequenting nail bars and entering pie throwing competitions.
Claim to fame: Related to Edna O'Brien.
Favourite player: Liam 'chipper' Brady
Team supported: Arsenal
Suggestion to improve football: All matches should be refereed by Brian Glover (or people who can impersonate him as he's dead) as Bobby Charlton in Kes - the finest piece of celluloid to depict football ever made
Coach's comment: .
Hazey P, Reply AllHazel Mansfield
Nickname: Hazey P, Reply All
Playing position: midfield
A comet since: 2006
Abode: battersea, london
Other hobbies: Tea, music, running, dancing, skiing, travelling, laughing at stuff, good red wine, dim sum
Claim to fame: Brian Lara danced in my lap one New Year .
Favourite player: Ee-laine Penrose (aka 'Penrose')
Team supported: Not chelsea
Suggestion to improve football: Refs being stricter on bad manners and unlady-like behaviour. It's not cool.
Coach's comment: Can do things with her hands few can even dream of. Her feet aren't bad either.
Barn DoorGabi Macra
Nickname: Barn Door
Playing position: Right wing
A comet since: 2005
Abode: Everybody lives in Clapham
Other hobbies: Work. Sad sad world.
Claim to fame: If I had one would I be playing for the Comets? Just asking
Favourite player: Sally Dixon
Team supported: Arsenal
Suggestion to improve football: Make managerial fur coats compulsory
EdEdwina McKechnie
Nickname: Ed
Playing position: 'DEFENSE!'
A comet since: 2007
Abode: out East in the boonies
Other hobbies: anything goes
Claim to fame: George Clooney said hi
Favourite player: David Beckham for a number of obvious reasons......
Team supported: would rather play
Suggestion to improve football: allow full-on rugby tackles
Coach's comment: I can't pronounce her name and I can't understand what she says. Apart from that, she's great.
'Uh, don't know'Susan Mann
Nickname: 'Uh, don't know'
Playing position: 'Versatile...but for football, left back and keeper'
A comet since: 2005
Abode: Bankside
Other hobbies: 'crochet, macrame, knitting....I like using my hands'
Claim to fame: 'Wouldn't you like to know!'
Favourite player: Cesc Fabregas
Team supported: 'Arsenal.....is there any other team?'
Suggestion to improve football: It's the perfect game - no improvements required
Coach's comment: One of 47 Canadians in this year's squad. Equally comfortable in goal, at left back, or sat in my seats at the Emirates.
tbcKirsten Sibbett
Nickname: tbc
Playing position: Centre back
A comet since: 2010
Abode: Limehouse
Other hobbies: Rugby, tennis, eating.
Claim to fame: I once shagged Alan Hanson at an airport.
Favourite player: Stevie Gerrard
Team supported: Liverpool
Suggestion to improve football: Rolling around on the floor clutching an ankle, face or other body part to be punishable by law
Coach's comment: .
McPBeth McPherson
Nickname: McP
Playing position: Defender
A comet since: 2000
Abode: Stepney
Other hobbies: Arsenal, running, knitting
Claim to fame: I've touched Freddie Ljungberg's knee (and I didn't faint)
Favourite player: Cesc Fabregas
Team supported: Arsenal
Suggestion to improve football: get stricter on diving
Coach's comment: She's blond, she's quick.... And she's a gooner. Even wear's Tony Adams No 6 shirt. Bless.
Weedie / 'Weedie Tallariti' / 'Tallaweedie'Jen Tallariti
Nickname: Weedie / 'Weedie Tallariti' / 'Tallaweedie'
Playing position: Striker or central middie
A comet since: 2009
Abode: Battersea
Other hobbies: Any sport, cooking, traveling
Claim to fame: Um, erm...sometimes I spot Mr. Drogba coming in and out of my building of flats...for what purpose, no one knows!
Favourite player: Essien for his (effortless) skill and consistency; Rooney and DD for their heart of play
Team supported: Blue is the Colour
Suggestion to improve football: Salary caps (per team) for the men; get some of the great women int'l players to come over to England to play (WUSA, the US women's pro league, has failed 2x, as it doesn't have the financial backing of partnered men's teams. The WNBA (Women's National Basketball Association) in the US thrives because it does have that backing. Combine some more quality int'l players--from the US, Germany, Brazil--with the likes of financial support (which the women's English teams already have) and the league
BronnersBronwyn Sutton
Nickname: Bronners
Playing position: remote bench
A comet since: late 2010, so far averaging one
Abode: between London and Glasgow
Other hobbies: making things, cycling
Claim to fame: Prince Charles waved at my sister.
Favourite player: don't have one
Team supported: Hibernian
Suggestion to improve football: call it by it's proper name, soccer!
Coach's comment: .
tbcLisa O'Neill
Nickname: tbc
Playing position: Striker
A comet since: 2000
Abode: Borough
Other hobbies: Travelling
Claim to fame: 'Er...watched Sal talk to Ross Kemp'
Favourite player: Steven Comets
Team supported: Nikki
Suggestion to improve football: More post-match beer
Coach's comment: Don't mess okay. Just don't.
Robin BanksRobin McGee
Nickname: Robin Banks
Playing position: Right Back Extraordinaire. Most valuable player of the season two years running
A comet since: 2009
Abode: Sadly now not the UK
Other hobbies: Travelling
Claim to fame: Elder sister maried to Paul Daniels
Favourite player: David Beckham
Team supported: Whoever is playing
Suggestion to improve football: Less cheating at a professional level. They should be ashamed to have to resort to such tactics.
Coach's comment: .
BraggersEllie Bragg
Nickname: Braggers
Playing position: left wing
A comet since: 2005
Abode: Clapham
Other hobbies: watching or playing pretty much any sport and any random course I can take ... recent madness includes ballroom dancing, indian head massage and footie coaching
Claim to fame: Appeared on Song for Christmas presented by Alan Titchmarsh
Favourite player: Ryan Giggs
Team supported: Man United
Suggestion to improve football: introduce 10 minute sin bins for yellow cards
Coach's comment: She's our Carlos. Assistant coach, master tactician, and a beautiful example of the Cruyff turn. Without her it would all fall apart.
HinchieLouise Hinchcliffe
Nickname: Hinchie
Playing position: Shit kicker at the back - sorry I mean defender!!
A comet since: 2007
Abode: Fulham
Other hobbies: Travelling
Claim to fame: not knowing who Ross Kemp was and going and talking to him with Sal.
Favourite player: Steven Gerrard and sorry David Beckham
Team supported: Liverpool
Suggestion to improve football: Bring in Goal cam
Coach's comment: Shy, retiring, demure, quiet, underconfident but legendary Australian centre back
Barn DoorLaura Webster
Nickname: Barn Door
Playing position: withdrawn striker :)
A comet since: 2008
Abode: Mark's joint
Other hobbies: Eating, drinking, football and winding people up
Claim to fame: 'Friends' with Cheryl Cole...I wish!
Favourite player: Wayne Rooney
Team supported: Burnley of course
Suggestion to improve football: introduce cameras to improve refereeing and reduce dull post-match discussions that will make no impact on decisions/games that have already been made/played
Coach's comment: The all new all singing all dancing Barn Door. Really couldn't hit one. No matter how close.
Fia Nilsson
Nickname:
Playing position: defender
A comet since: 2002
Abode: Surbiton
Other hobbies: food, wine,reading, travelling, walking, fitness
Claim to fame: Nothing as of yet!
Favourite player: Henrik Larsson
Team supported: None
Suggestion to improve football: introduce tv screen like in rugby
Coach's comment: If I say she shall be my future wife will I be accused of favouritism? Or harassment? And do I care as long as it works?
Nikki Thomas
Nickname:
Playing position: Goalkeeper
A comet since: 2007
Abode: Clapham South
Other hobbies: films, travelling, snowboarding, drinking
Claim to fame: Don't you already know?
Favourite player: Christiano Ronaldo
Team supported: Manchester United
Suggestion to improve football: Pay the English women's team more the ??40 per day at the world cup
Coach's comment: We all dream of a team of Nikki Ts, a team of Nikki Ts, a team of Nikki Ts. WEEEE ALL DREAM OF A TEAM OF NIKKI Ts.
Gee upGudrun Jevne
Nickname: Gee up
Playing position: Utility
A comet since: 2008
Abode: Citizen of the world
Other hobbies: Renaissance architecture
Claim to fame: Streetleague football is her life....
Favourite player: got to be Celine
Team supported: Norwegians are more into competitive whale watching.....
Suggestion to improve football:
Coach's comment: Still haven't decided her best position because she's brilliant at everything.
BananaAnna Small
Nickname: Banana
Playing position: Central Defender
A comet since: 2008
Abode: Good old Brixton
Other hobbies: reading and art and stuff
Claim to fame: World famous in New Zealand
Favourite player: Richie McCaw
Team supported: West Ham
Suggestion to improve football: Less running, in fact no running at all would be ideal
Coach's comment: Apart from a love of power stations, she's really very normal. Amazing defender.
bikeBrett Meager
Nickname: bike
Playing position: Midfield, preferably centre alongside the famous Sally Dixon
A comet since: 2008
Abode: EAST London
Other hobbies: Does the pub count?
Claim to fame: this is SO incredibly dull, but I cannot for the life of me think of anything.. I went to high school where they filmed 10 Things I Hate About You. Lame, huh???
Favourite player: none of those poncy strikers, I prefer real men like Rio or Giggs. Ooh or John Terry, I like the way he plays. Ooh and Guadiola is the most gorgeous man(ager) alive.
Team supported: I think I'm supposed to say West Ham. Or York City. Can't remember.
Suggestion to improve football: Stop cancelling matches on account of the weather. We live in the UK. Deal with it.
Coach's comment: Winner of the Comets Team Bike Award 2009 for repeaetedly turning up to games in last night's little black dress. What did the boys think when she turned up to the date with a carrier bag full of footie kit???
Carly SimonEmma Thompson
Nickname: Carly Simon
Playing position: Right Wing
A comet since: 2008
Abode: Depends on the night before....
Other hobbies: Ornithology
Claim to fame: Depends on the night before.....
Favourite player: John Terry, Captain of Chelsea, Captain of England
Team supported: Chelsea
Suggestion to improve football: Not to play it in the rain.
Coach's comment: Like a young Cristiano. Too flash, too pretty, too little end product ;-)
SuzeSuzanne Pegg
Nickname: Suze
Playing position: Defensive Midfield
A comet since: 2007
Abode: New Cross
Other hobbies: drinking
Claim to fame: Was once asked out by Paul Dalgliesh (Kenny's son.I said no)
Favourite player: tbc
Team supported: Liverpool
Suggestion to improve football: ???...give oranges at half time to all the supporters and players ;-)
Coach's comment: Might actually be as demonic as Natalie Pine. And that's a VERY big compliment.
MelMelissa Murphy
Nickname: Mel
Playing position: Think Tony Adams (defence)
A comet since: 1999
Abode: Epping
Other hobbies: Voracious reader, terrible guitar player
Claim to fame: My Mum had a date with Henry Kelly once, several years before I was born (does that count?)
Favourite player: Steven Gerrard
Team supported: Liverpool
Suggestion to improve football: Make the ball twice as big
Coach's comment: See comments for Lisa O'Neill. X2.
SargeantD
Nickname: Sargeant
Playing position: Withdrawn striker
A comet since: 2000
Abode: Clapham South
Other hobbies: skiing, tennis,horse riding, rowing ,any sport pretty much
Claim to fame: 'Met the Queen and was not too hot on protocol so just kept curtseying as I was unsure what I was meant to do..rather embarassing in retrospect'
Favourite player: Right now..Henry...just to annoy Mark ;)
Team supported: Spain and Barcelona FC
Suggestion to improve football: our oppositon every week only to be allowed to play with five players?
Coach's comment: Military precision, spanish flair, dead ball prowess to put theirry to shame.
AlmsAlma Donohoe
Nickname: Alms
Playing position: striker
A comet since: 2006
Abode: Islington
Other hobbies: reading, partying, eating out
Claim to fame: Too modest for that!
Favourite player: Messi
Team supported: Arsenal
Suggestion to improve football: Scrap the pass forward rule on kick-off
Coach's comment: Golden boot last season, like a female modern day Dennis Bergkamp. With better hair. Famed for kissing inappropriate boys in Swedish nightclubs
PinestarNatalie Pine
Nickname: Pinestar
Playing position: central defender
A comet since: 2004
Abode: Texas!
Other hobbies: 'Who needs other hobbies when you can play football everyday?'
Claim to fame:
Favourite player: Steven Gerrard
Team supported: Houston Dynamo
Suggestion to improve football: allow use of video to review controversial decisions, with only a certain number of challenges allowed per team
Coach's comment: She may be in Texas but she's forever remembered. Yellow rose my ar$e. She snorts she spits and she slide tackles like a steam train.
KirstKirsten Scott
Nickname: Kirst
Playing position: Midfielder
A comet since: 2005
Abode: 'Don't Know Yet'
Other hobbies: cricket, snowboarding, nerdy Excel spreadsheets
Claim to fame: Was on Japanese TV representing Britain with Branston Pickle in the Pickle World Cup
Favourite player: Ryan Giggs/Steven Gerrard
Team supported: None
Suggestion to improve football: There are too many to all fit here
Coach's comment: Bend it like Beckham in more ways than one. From the blond Keira Knightly floppy hair to the unbelievable free kicks.
TMiTrish Miles
Nickname: TMi
Playing position: Central Defence
A comet since: 2008
Abode: Clapham...soon to be Ealing
Other hobbies: dogs, bball, not working
Claim to fame: Still waiting for a proper claim...
Favourite player: do I have to name just one?
Team supported: Halifax Hotspurs (hometown proud)
Suggestion to improve football: Time outs
Coach's comment: I once nearly married a Canadian girl called Trish. She didn't play football this well though.
CharlCharlotte Lindsten
Nickname: Charl
Playing position: Midfield/Striker
A comet since: 2004
Abode: Waterloo, London
Other hobbies: Tennis, Skiing, Snowboarding
Claim to fame: Was on the Weakest Link, drank champagne with Mark Wahlberg in LA
Favourite player: Alan Shearer
Team supported: Brighton & Hove Albion FC
Suggestion to improve football: Make the goals bigger
Coach's comment: Tall, blond, swedish and bonkers.
DaggersDagmara Selwyn-Kuczera
Nickname: Daggers
Playing position: goalkeeper
A comet since: 1999
Abode: Forest Hill
Other hobbies: tennis, go-karting, reading, skiing
Claim to fame: have worn Motty's sheepskin coat
Favourite player: Ronaldinho
Team supported: Manchester United
Suggestion to improve football: introduce a sin bin for players who dive
Coach's comment: We had a tall pole, in our goal we had a tall pole, in our goal.... And then we broke her so she retired.
ZippyRachel Zipfel
Nickname: Zippy
Playing position: winger
A comet since: 2006
Abode: Finsbury Park
Other hobbies: snowboarding
Claim to fame: Gave Lee Dixon a lift back to Highbury in my mum's old, beat up vauxhall cavalier (learner plates and all) after he presented awards at a football tournament
Favourite player: Tony Adams/Cesc Fabregas
Team supported: Arsenal
Suggestion to improve football: smaller pitches, bigger goals
Coach's comment: Why has no-one ever christened her Zippy? Cos she is. Will be challenging the established order this year and making the flanks her own.
Maria Campagna
Nickname:
Playing position: central defender
A comet since: 2002
Abode: Depends...
Other hobbies: travelling.
Claim to fame: Currently travelling round the world...will let you know when I get back
Favourite player:
Team supported: Liverpool
Suggestion to improve football:
Coach's comment: Gobbiest, loveliest, gorgeousest, purplest centre back in the business. Come back soon we miss you.
GandalfGeorgia Phillipson
Nickname: Gandalf
Playing position: Centre back
A comet since: 2009
Abode: Clapham
Other hobbies: Cycling, swimming, being outside
Claim to fame:
Favourite player: Rio Ferdinand
Team supported: England
Suggestion to improve football: No diving
Dani, ???Gazelle???, ???lanky???Daniella Linehan
Nickname: Dani, ???Gazelle???, ???lanky???
Playing position: Centre back
A comet since: 2014
Abode: Chelsea
Other hobbies: Sports, spontaneous travelling, eating out, drinking & ordering Dominos
Claim to fame: Appeared on a BBC TV show playing cricket
Favourite player: Ronaldo
Team supported: Manchester United
Suggestion to improve football: More opportunities & recognition for girls & women
Emma JonesGemma Jones
Nickname: Emma Jones
Playing position: Right back/wing
A comet since: 2013
Abode: Clapham
Other hobbies: Skiing and kayaking
Claim to fame: Have a profile on the Comet's website!
Favourite player: Marella! (I don't follow premier league)
Team supported: Wales
Suggestion to improve football: Play it more!
The MessiahStephanie Pelling
Nickname: The Messiah
Playing position: centre mid
A comet since: 2014
Abode: Aaaaaaht Eaaaaast (E11)
Other hobbies: Whisky, Kylie, Sharks, Golf. Oh and the law.
Claim to fame: I saw Ian Culverhouse at Snetterton Market in about 1994.
Favourite player: Paul Scholes
Team supported: (coughs, clears throat, lowers voice) Manchester United
Suggestion to improve football: a) Girls should play football in schools as part of the curriculum. (Perhaps they do - it???s been such a long time since I was at school (2005)). b) Harsher penalties for obscenities.
Harvey OswaldLeanne Harvey
Nickname: Harvey Oswald
Playing position: Striker
A comet since: 2012
Abode: Clapham
Other hobbies: Walking, Weight Training, Building Websites, Ebay
Claim to fame: I used to train and run with Mo Farah
Favourite player: Has to be Becks... For more than football... a sports legend.
Team supported: Chelsea
Suggestion to improve football: Suggestion to improve football: ? Meaning FA official football, my team or myself?
RolloClaire Rollinson
Nickname: Rollo
Playing position: Centre back
A comet since: The early 1800''s
Abode: Brixton
Other hobbies: Midget throwing, peeing on cats and hula hooping.
Claim to fame: Appeared on the Jeremy Kyle show on more then one occasion.
Favourite player: Ryan Giggs, actually, anyone but Steven Gerrard, I HATE HIM!
Team supported: Manchester United!!! They are literally the best team EVER!!!
Suggestion to improve football: Having really, really tall and fast strikers on every team. That would make my job a lot easier.
AmbroseSarah Ambrose
Nickname: Ambrose
Playing position: Midfield
A comet since: 2014
Abode: Vauxhall
Other hobbies: Cheese..wine..cinema..art..
Claim to fame: Looking for my first London celeb spot as we speak..
Favourite player: Gazza circa 1990
Team supported: Spurs
Suggestion to improve football: Remove Michael Owen from commentary duties
HarvoAnn Harvey
Nickname: Harvo
Playing position: Midfield
A comet since: 2014
Abode: Clapham Old Town
Other hobbies: Craft ales (hoppy) and playing bridge
Claim to fame:
Favourite player: Eric Cantona
Team supported: Newcastle United
Suggestion to improve football: Only play in the sunshine on manicured lawns
BrittBrittany Golob
Nickname: Britt
Playing position: Goalkeeper
A comet since: 2015
Abode: St John's Wood
Other hobbies: I do archery, cook and bake and spend a lot of time becoming overly emotionally involved in television shows.
Claim to fame: I was once interviewed as an 'expert' on BBC World news!
Favourite player: Landon Donovan
Team supported: LA Galaxy
Suggestion to improve football: Getting girls to play football from an early age in the UK!
Soph/Meerkat on CrackSophie Harkin (Social Secretary)
Nickname: Soph/Meerkat on Crack
Playing position: Right back
A comet since: 2015
Abode: Clapham
Other hobbies: Yoga and ordering Deliveroo
Claim to fame: Apparently my great great great great great grandfather was the King of Ireland and once I saw Dillon Francis in Shoreditch
Favourite player: Leo Messi
Team supported: Manchester United / FC Barcelona
Suggestion to improve football: Less diving and more female representation